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"Are you sure the power is off?"

"Don't be so superstitious."

"He's probably just hibernating."

"I can do that with my eyes closed."

"I can make this light before it changes."

"I wonder where the mother bear is?"

"I'll get a world record for this."

"I'll hold it and you light the fuse."

"I'm making a citizen's arrest."

"It's fireproof."

"It's probably just a rash."

"It's strong enough for both of us."

"I've done this before."

"I've seen this done on TV."

"Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost town."

"Let it down slowly."

"Nice doggie."

"Hold my beer and watch this..."

"Pull the pin and count to what?"

"Rat poison only kills rats."

"So, you're a cannibal..."

"That's odd."

"The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!"

"These are the good kind of mushrooms."

"This doesn't taste right."

"Well, we've made it this far."

"What does this button do?"

"What duck?"

"Which wire was I supposed to cut?"

"You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?"
 
Well, I think you listed all the printable ones Texbred. I have one, but it would be deleted if I put it out here because some nimrod would try it and self extinguish himself.
 
Here's one I came up as a child. "The squirrel is dead". <<<<this said just before picking up the jaws of fury>>>>> :oops:
 
This won't hurt a bit....just a little stick.... :shock:

Alice
 
Good Lord Jo. :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Here's mine. "Here's that deer you got" just before getting the stuffing kicked out of me because she wasn't dead either.

What bull?

It aint loaded.

"Here kitty kitty kitty....."

"Nice puppy."
 
ga. prime":acd1htvq said:
Well, I think you listed all the printable ones Texbred. I have one, but it would be deleted if I put it out here because some nimrod would try it and self extinguish himself.

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: I can only imagine :!: :!:
 
I luv herfrds":2rd74ilw said:
Here's mine. "Here's that deer you got" just before getting the stuffing kicked out of me because she wasn't dead either.

:shock: I know that had to hurt.
 
Jogeephus":2e4ckzlw said:
Here's one I came up as a child. "The squirrel is dead". <<<<this said just before picking up the jaws of fury>>>>> :oops:
:lol: Ha, I said that one too. Erroneously thought my dog had killed it.
 
"I think I can make it." -heard over the CB radio from one log truck driver to the other (after the first driver told the second a train was coming) right before being hit just behind the cab by a train doing 45mph and pulling a mile of boxcars. True story. Real close to home last summer. Cross with the drivers name on it now out by the RR crossing sign.
 

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