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<blockquote data-quote="VanC" data-source="post: 653114" data-attributes="member: 3355"><p>Here are my qualifications for the perfect president:</p><p></p><p>1. Must speak well and be able to give rousing, mesmerizing speeches with little or no actual content.</p><p></p><p>2. Must have been trained and mentored by socialists and domestic terrorists.</p><p></p><p>3. Must belong to a racist church.</p><p></p><p>4. Constitutional eligibility to become president is preferred, but not necessary.</p><p></p><p>5. Must be willing to appoint tax cheats to the Treasury Department. No one is better at catching a thief than another thief.</p><p></p><p>6. Must be willing to release classified CIA documents that reveal our methods of dealing with terrorism, and then be able to convince us we are safer because of it.</p><p></p><p>7. Must believe that the most sure-fire way to get out of debt is to spend money like a drunken sailor.</p><p></p><p>8. Must be treated like a rock star in the media and by millions of adoring minions, most of whom couldn't pick out the United States on a world map.</p><p></p><p>9. Must be willing to travel to all 57 states.</p><p></p><p>10. Must be willing to tell the rest of the world that the United States has been the source of all the world's problems for many years, but we will try to do better in the future.</p><p></p><p>11. Must have six-pack abs. Absolutely no compromise on this one.</p><p></p><p>Just think what a wonderful world this would be if someone like this would come along. Why, I'm getting a tingley feeling just thinking about it.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="VanC, post: 653114, member: 3355"] Here are my qualifications for the perfect president: 1. Must speak well and be able to give rousing, mesmerizing speeches with little or no actual content. 2. Must have been trained and mentored by socialists and domestic terrorists. 3. Must belong to a racist church. 4. Constitutional eligibility to become president is preferred, but not necessary. 5. Must be willing to appoint tax cheats to the Treasury Department. No one is better at catching a thief than another thief. 6. Must be willing to release classified CIA documents that reveal our methods of dealing with terrorism, and then be able to convince us we are safer because of it. 7. Must believe that the most sure-fire way to get out of debt is to spend money like a drunken sailor. 8. Must be treated like a rock star in the media and by millions of adoring minions, most of whom couldn't pick out the United States on a world map. 9. Must be willing to travel to all 57 states. 10. Must be willing to tell the rest of the world that the United States has been the source of all the world's problems for many years, but we will try to do better in the future. 11. Must have six-pack abs. Absolutely no compromise on this one. Just think what a wonderful world this would be if someone like this would come along. Why, I'm getting a tingley feeling just thinking about it. [/QUOTE]
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