Expensive Fishing Trip

[Cowboy15]

Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip.

They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods.

They spend a fortune.

The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything.

The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day.

It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.

As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars?"

The other guy says, "Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"

 

[showkid1200]

That was okay but you gotta realize where talkin about rednecks they don't use fishing poles they use DYNAMITE!!! :cboy:

 

[Jogeephus]

That was okay but you gotta realize where talkin about rednecks they don't use fishing poles they use DYNAMITE!!! :cboy:

Don't go bashing us rednecks! It would be very dark in the south without us :lol:

 

[Miss Daisy]

sounds like more of a blonde joke and not a redneck one

 

[showkid1200]

That was okay but you gotta realize where talkin about rednecks they don't use fishing poles they use DYNAMITE!!! :cboy:

Don't go bashing us rednecks! It would be very dark in the south without us :lol:

Oh i'm not bashing rednecks shoot i'm proud to be one. I'm just saying we don't like to wait around we tend to get bored and experiment :lol:

 

[Hippie Rancher]

"It would be very dark in the south without us!"


Um didn't this kind of racist comment go underground, even in the south, a couple decades ago?

If you don't want it "dark" try a little "enlightenment". :idea:

 

[Miss Daisy]

"It would be very dark in the south without us!"


Um didn't this kind of racist comment go underground, even in the south, a couple decades ago?

If you don't want it "dark" try a little "enlightenment". :idea:

sounded the same way to me but lets not jump to conclusions, you know how that can turn out on these boards