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<blockquote data-quote="txshowmom" data-source="post: 42562" data-attributes="member: 380"><p>1. How do you catch a unique rabbit?</p><p> Unique up on it.</p><p></p><p>2. How do you catch a tame rabbit?</p><p> Tame way, unique up on it.</p><p></p><p>3. How do crazy people go through the forest?</p><p> They take the psycho path.</p><p></p><p>4. How do you get holy water?</p><p> You boil the hell out of it.</p><p></p><p>5. What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? </p><p> DAM!</p><p></p><p>6. What do eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?</p><p> Polaroids</p><p></p><p>7. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?</p><p> A stick--DUH!</p><p></p><p>8. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?</p><p> Nacho Cheese</p><p></p><p>9. What do you get from a pampered cow?</p><p> Spoiled milk.</p><p></p><p>10. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?</p><p> Frostbite</p><p></p><p>11. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?</p><p> A nervous wreck.</p><p></p><p>12. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?</p><p> Anyone can roast beef.</p><p></p><p>13. Where do you find a man with no legs?</p><p> Right where you left him.</p><p></p><p>14. Why do gorrilas have big nostrils?</p><p> Because they have big fingers.</p><p></p><p>15. Why don't blind people sky dive?</p><p> Because it scares the dog.</p><p></p><p>16. What kind of coffee was served on the titanic?</p><p> Sanka</p><p></p><p>17. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?</p><p> The locatrion of the dirtbag.</p><p></p><p>18. How are a Texas Tornado and a Tennessee Divorce the same?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="txshowmom, post: 42562, member: 380"] 1. How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. 2. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way, unique up on it. 3. How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path. 4. How do you get holy water? You boil the hell out of it. 5. What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? DAM! 6. What do eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids 7. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick--DUH! 8. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese 9. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk. 10. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite 11. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck. 12. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef. 13. Where do you find a man with no legs? Right where you left him. 14. Why do gorrilas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers. 15. Why don't blind people sky dive? Because it scares the dog. 16. What kind of coffee was served on the titanic? Sanka 17. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The locatrion of the dirtbag. 18. How are a Texas Tornado and a Tennessee Divorce the same? [/QUOTE]
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