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eighteen bottles of whiskey
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<blockquote data-quote="S&amp;amp;J" data-source="post: 517878" data-attributes="member: 4940"><p>I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in the cellar, and my wife insisted I empty the contents of each bottle down the sink, or else. After careful consideration, I reluctantly agreed and finally proceeded with the unpleasant task.</p><p></p><p>I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink with the exception of one glass, which I drank.</p><p></p><p>Then, I withdrew the cork from the second bottle and did likewise with it, with the exception of one glass, which I drank.</p><p></p><p>I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured the whiskey down the sink, which I drank.</p><p></p><p>I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank.</p><p></p><p>I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it, and threw the rest down the glass.</p><p></p><p>I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle. Then, I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour.</p><p></p><p>When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks with the other, which were twenty-nine, and as the houses came by I counted them again, and finally I had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank.</p><p></p><p>I'm not under the affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep I am. I'm not half as thunk as you might drink. I fool so feelish I don't know who is me, and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="S&J, post: 517878, member: 4940"] I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in the cellar, and my wife insisted I empty the contents of each bottle down the sink, or else. After careful consideration, I reluctantly agreed and finally proceeded with the unpleasant task. I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink with the exception of one glass, which I drank. Then, I withdrew the cork from the second bottle and did likewise with it, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured the whiskey down the sink, which I drank. I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank. I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it, and threw the rest down the glass. I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle. Then, I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour. When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks with the other, which were twenty-nine, and as the houses came by I counted them again, and finally I had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank. I'm not under the affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep I am. I'm not half as thunk as you might drink. I fool so feelish I don't know who is me, and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get [/QUOTE]
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