eighteen bottles of whiskey

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S&J

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I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in the cellar, and my wife insisted I empty the contents of each bottle down the sink, or else. After careful consideration, I reluctantly agreed and finally proceeded with the unpleasant task.

I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink with the exception of one glass, which I drank.

Then, I withdrew the cork from the second bottle and did likewise with it, with the exception of one glass, which I drank.

I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured the whiskey down the sink, which I drank.

I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank.

I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it, and threw the rest down the glass.

I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle. Then, I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour.

When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks with the other, which were twenty-nine, and as the houses came by I counted them again, and finally I had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank.

I'm not under the affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep I am. I'm not half as thunk as you might drink. I fool so feelish I don't know who is me, and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get
 

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hahahahaha! I'd have been there after 2 shots... :oops:

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Alice":3vdo9d0j said:
hahahahaha! I'd have been there after 2 shots. Yeah, ok, I'm a cheap drunk...I'll admit it! :oops:

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Alice":3awu4fyp said:
Yeah, ok, I'm a cheap drunk...I'll admit it! :oops:
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Hey Alice ~ lets go out sometime then!
MM is buying! :banana: :banana:

(Didn't get above freezing again here today, so we'll come to you.)
 

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The title alone made this the first message I clicked on this morning......

but then I have yet another sinus infection starting up and about three bottles of sour mash sound real good right now. Wish I could but I got miles to go and people to see and damned responsibilities.
 

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