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<blockquote data-quote="mitch16" data-source="post: 631099" data-attributes="member: 8817"><p>Drink Driving... THIS is absolutely brilliant!</p><p>Only an Aussie could pull this one off!</p><p>A true story from the Mount Isa in Queensland.</p><p>> > Recently a routine Police patrol car parked outside a local </p><p>> > neighbourhood pub.</p><p>> > Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so </p><p>> > intoxicated that he could barely walk.</p><p>> ></p><p>> > The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the </p><p>> > officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying </p><p>> > his keys on five vehicles. The man managed to find his car, which he </p><p>> > fell into.</p><p>> > He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the </p><p>> > bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on </p><p>> > and off (it was a fine dry night). Then flicked the indicators on, </p><p>> > then off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights.</p><p>> ></p><p>> > He moved the vehicle forward a few cm, reversed a little and then </p><p>> > remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more ve hicles </p><p>> > left. At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive</p><p>> slowly down the road.</p><p>> > The Police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started</p><p>> </p><p>> > up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man</p><p>> </p><p>> > over and carried out a random breathalyser test.</p><p>> ></p><p>> > To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man's </p><p>> > intoxication.</p><p>> ></p><p>> > The Police officer said 'I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the </p><p>> > Police station - this breathalyser equipment must be broken.'</p><p>> ></p><p>> > 'I doubt it,' said the man, 'tonight I'm the designated decoy'.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="mitch16, post: 631099, member: 8817"] Drink Driving... THIS is absolutely brilliant! Only an Aussie could pull this one off! A true story from the Mount Isa in Queensland. > > Recently a routine Police patrol car parked outside a local > > neighbourhood pub. > > Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so > > intoxicated that he could barely walk. > > > > The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the > > officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying > > his keys on five vehicles. The man managed to find his car, which he > > fell into. > > He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the > > bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on > > and off (it was a fine dry night). Then flicked the indicators on, > > then off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights. > > > > He moved the vehicle forward a few cm, reversed a little and then > > remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more ve hicles > > left. At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive > slowly down the road. > > The Police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started > > > up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man > > > over and carried out a random breathalyser test. > > > > To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man's > > intoxication. > > > > The Police officer said 'I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the > > Police station - this breathalyser equipment must be broken.' > > > > 'I doubt it,' said the man, 'tonight I'm the designated decoy'. [/QUOTE]
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