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DON'T TALK TO THE PARROT

chrisy

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Don't talk to my parrot ...

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check. Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you."


"But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!"

"I MUST STRESS TO YOU: DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling.

Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled ,

"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"

To which the parrot replied,

"Get him Spike!"

See - Men just don't listen!
 

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That's hilarious!

Chrissy, is it true that Winston Churchill has a parrot name Charlie that cursed Hitler? Or is that an urban legend?
 

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Jogeephus":2uo2f98m said:
That's hilarious!

Chrissy, is it true that Winston Churchill has a parrot name Charlie that cursed Hitler? Or is that an urban legend?
THE Oram family who now has her says it was once Winstons bird, but the Historians of Chatwell and Winny's granddaughter say other wise, so no one really knows.
 

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chrisy":l5m5ysw4 said:
Jogeephus":l5m5ysw4 said:
That's hilarious!

Chrissy, is it true that Winston Churchill has a parrot name Charlie that cursed Hitler? Or is that an urban legend?
THE Oram family who now has her says it was once Winstons bird, but the Historians of Chatwell and Winny's granddaughter say other wise, so no one really knows.

Interesting story nonetheless. :nod:
 

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chrisy":1dhzvb57 said:
Don't talk to my parrot ...

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check. Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you."


"But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!"

"I MUST STRESS TO YOU: DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling.

Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled ,

"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"

To which the parrot replied,

"Get him Spike!"

See - Men just don't listen!



Also there was the parrot the preacher owned and when the parrot would swear he was put in the freezer for punishment. About thanksgiving the parrot let out a string of curse words. He was immediatly put in the freezer. He looked over at a frozen turkey and said boy you must know some words that I don.
 

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