Don't mess with a Newfie!

[frenchie]

Fw: Don't mess with a Newfie!

>>> A Newfie, a little man, was sitting at a bar in Toronto when
>>> this
>>> >> huge, burly guy walks in. As he passes the Newfie, he
>>> hits
>>> >> him on the neck knocking him to the floor. The big, burly
>>> says,
>>> >>
>>> >> "That's a karate chop from Korea."
>>> >>
>>> >> Well, the Newfie gets back on his barstool and resumes
>>> drinking his
>>> >> beer.
>>> >>
>>> >> The burly guy then gets up to go to the bathroom and, as
>>> he
>>> >> walks by the Newfie, he hits him on the other side of the neck
>>> and
>>> >> knocks
>>> >> him to the floor. "That's a judo chop from Japan", he says.
>>> >>
>>> >> The Newfie decides he's had enough and leaves. A half hour
>>> later he
>>> >> comes
>>> >> back and sees the burly guy sitting at the bar. He walks
>>> up behind
>>> >> him and smacks him on the head, knocking him out.
>>> >>
>>> >> The Newfie says to the bartender, "When he wakes up, eh, tell
>>> him
>>> >> that was a crowbar from Canadian Tire."
>>>
>>>

 

[IluvABbeef]

:lol: :lol: :lol: That's a good one! :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Carlos D.]

REMINDS ME OF THE TIME I WAS SITTING IN A PRETTY SLEAZY BAR IN VANCOUVER DOWN BY THE WATER FRONT-- THIS LITTLE BLONDE GUY WALKED IN WITH HIS GIRL FRIEND .SAT DOWN ORDERED DRINKS. THIS BIG LUMBER JACK CAME BY. BUMPED INTO THE GIRL FRIEND- SPILLED HER DRINK. LOOKED AT THE LITTLE GUY( WHO LOOKED PRETTY WOOSIE) AND TOLD HIM WHERE TO GO. THE LITTLE GUY JUMPED UP AND LAID THAT BIG MOOSE HORIZONTAL ON THE FLOOR BY MY FEET A FEW MINIUTES LATER HIS BUDDY CAME BY,ALL I HEARD WAS OK" BUT YOU'LL LOSE" ,AND BANG THERE HE WAS ON THE FLOOR. THEY FINISHED THEIR DRINKS STOOD UP . HE TOOK HER ARM AND THEY STROLLED OUT.AS IF THEY HAD JUST BEEN TO A TEA PARTY

 

[showkid1200]

Thats some story carlos :lol: :lol: