Doctor's Office Visit

[TexasBred]

This is so true!

They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.

There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.

I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.
A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.
The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'

'There's something wrong with my penis, he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. '

'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.

The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private'

The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'

'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'

'I can't pee out of it,' he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter

 

[HUS]

This is so true!

They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.

There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.

I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.
A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.
The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'

'There's something wrong with my penis, he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. '

'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.

The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private'

The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'

'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'

'I can't pee out of it,' he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter

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Once they reach 65 yrs old; if you don't want to hear it you better not ask 'em !!

 

[backhoeboogie]

One of my sisters is an RN. She tells me things like, "If they say they smoke a pack a day, we double that...."

So I go in to the Dr's office and there she is. It kind of shocked me. She had changed jobs to that office without me knowing. You were required to fill out all new forms. You know the ones. Page after page. Heck the Dr knows me personally. So I put down that I smoked 6 packs a day. She naturally knows my family medical history so I had a very good time with that too. I then went way beyond exageration of why I was there. She went from confused, to upset, to holding her nose with laughter all within about a minute.

 

[skyline]

Once they reach 65 yrs old; if you don't want to hear it you better not ask 'em !!

It's like they said on the movie Jerry McGuire.... "he's lost the ability to bulls_it".

 

[HOSS]

My cousin looks and talks just like Larry The Cable Guy so if you invision Larry telling this story it would be just like my cousin telling it. He went to the hospital to see his physician. He was taken behind the nurses station to a curtained off area. The doctor was going to do a prostate exam and had my cousin lean over on a gurney for the ol' rectal exam. He dropped his pants down around his ankles and leans over on the gurney. Well, upon the sudden shock caused by the "goosing" my cousin jumped and that started the gurney rolling. Because he was off-balance he couldn't stop it and because his pants were down around his ankles he had to shuffle after the gurney to keep from falling. The hilarious part is that the faster he shuffled the faster the gurney went. He pushed the gurney right through the curtain and into the middle of the nurses station. There he was standing in front of all the nurses leaning on the gurney with his pants down around his ankles. He said he was the butt of allot of jokes :lol:

 

[skyline]

Hoss, that's funny! I hate those exams....

 

[*Cowgirl*]

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[grannysoo]

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[spoon]

Hoss, that's funny! I hate those exams....

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