Doctors never Laugh ----

[Nowland Farms]

Crowder went to a doctor and asked him if he ever laughed at a patient. The doctor replied 'Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'

'Okay then,' Crowder said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery. Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.

'I'm so sorry,' said the doctor. 'I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?'

'It's swollen,' Crowder replied.

 

[ALACOWMAN]

:lol: :help:

 

[MikeC]

What?

Even after Crowder has spent hundreds of thousands of dollars over the past few years on "Enlargement" techniques?

Say it ain't so.............................. :lol: :shock: :lol: :shock:

 

[TexasBred]

Guess that rules out Crowder being "Smiling Bob" on the TV commercials. :lol: :lol:

 

[ALACOWMAN]

Guess that rules out Crowder being "Smiling Bob" on the TV commercials. :lol: :lol:

thanks.... now ive got that dam whitsle'in tune to that commercial stuck in my head again .

 

[grannysoo]

Be happy to forward you some of those enhancement emails to your inbox if you'd like!

 

[Bullbuyer]

The cheapest and most effective technique would be for the boy to go and buy himself a magnifying glass - a biggun' at that!!!

 

[Lammie]

We wimmen are supposed to say that size doesn't matter, but in this case... :???: