A woman's dishwasher quit working one day so she called a repairman. Since
she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the
key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and
I'll mail you a check."
"Oh, and by the way don't worry about my bulldog. He won't bother you. But,
whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!"
"I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"
When the repairman arrived at the woman's apartment the following day, he
discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just
as the woman had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the
repairman go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant
yelling, cursing and name calling.
Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut
up, you stupid, ugly bird!"
To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"
she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the
key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and
I'll mail you a check."
"Oh, and by the way don't worry about my bulldog. He won't bother you. But,
whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!"
"I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"
When the repairman arrived at the woman's apartment the following day, he
discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just
as the woman had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the
repairman go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant
yelling, cursing and name calling.
Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut
up, you stupid, ugly bird!"
To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"
Kinda reminds me of the parrot in the freezer joke.
