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Difference between Guts and Gonads
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<blockquote data-quote="Horticattleman" data-source="post: 604855" data-attributes="member: 3852"><p>The Difference between Guts and Gonads</p><p></p><p>There is a medical distinction. </p><p>We've all heard about people having Guts or</p><p>Gonads, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to</p><p>keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:</p><p></p><p>GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being</p><p> met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still</p><p> cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'</p><p></p><p>Gonads - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys,</p><p> smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife</p><p> on the butt and having the gonads to say: 'You're next, fatty.'</p><p></p><p> I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically</p><p> speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately</p><p> result in death.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Horticattleman, post: 604855, member: 3852"] The Difference between Guts and Gonads There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having Guts or Gonads, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?' Gonads - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the gonads to say: 'You're next, fatty.' I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death. [/QUOTE]
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