Difference between Guts and Gonads

[Horticattleman]

The Difference between Guts and Gonads

There is a medical distinction.
We've all heard about people having Guts or
Gonads, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to
keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still
cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

Gonads - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife
on the butt and having the gonads to say: 'You're next, fatty.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically
speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately
result in death.

 

[grannysoo]

I'm just henpecked.....

 

[I luv herfrds]

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Pretty good ones.

 

[Ryder]

:shock:

 

[Jogeephus]

A colonostomy with a broomstick would definitely require a lot of guts.