Diet

[MillIronQH]

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all the conflicting medical studies:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausage and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you want. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

 

[cowspider]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: So True.

 

[kjones]

Que? No habla Englais.

 

[peg4x4]

We don't speak English in America,We speek American,which is much more confuseing.. :lol:

 

[*Cowgirl*]

Sory, down her we talk suthn

 

[chrisy]

'R speaks propa inglish 'r do, sa will us die soon. (said with a cockney accent) not like Dick Van Dykes one though. :roll:

 

[MillIronQH]

If you want to really get messed up try keeping up with a conversation in south Texas. It can go from English to Mexican to Tex-Mex and around again four or five times a minute. The Gringos are probably worse the the Mexicans. Bueno Bye.Z

 

[Victoria]

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: