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Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard
Minorities Hit Hardest
by Brian Williams NBC 02/12/06

As President Bush and his staff cowered in the White House, the snow
continued to pile up on the many poor and African Amercian victims who could
not afford to get out of town or to safety in Florida. Crucial supplies of
blankets, hot cocoa, popcorn and dark rum - so essential to surviving the
stress of any major snowstorm - lay in stores undelivered.

"Where is the government? I need my sidewalk shovelled so I can get out to
buy my damn lottery tickets!" said one D.C. resident from his living room.
"Why are we wasting money in Iraq when we could be spending it here on me?"
Progressive blogs blasted the President for his inaction. "We find the
timing terribly suspicious - just as the Domestic Spying hearings kick into
high gear, what happens? A major northeast Blizzard. Why now?"

Hearings into the Blizzards' effect on hearings are almost a certainty.
Howard Dean has suggested he will call for an investigation once his new
medications kick in and John Kerry took a break from the sporting activities
of the glamorous super-rich in some exotic locale (random choice: Ice
Sailing in Finland) to call for new legislation outlawing snowstorms. "The
Republican Congress has dropped the ball once again. I have always been a
staunch supporter of anti-snow legislation, except for certain locations
where I ski. Snow has no business on our roads and the President and
Congress knows that."

Calls for impeachment over "SnowGate" as some are calling it already are
mounting as deeply as the snow itself, and what will be discovered
underneath will prove to have a truly chilling effect on the Republicans, as
the inevitable thaw proceeds.

Or something like that.

More breaking news......
Al Sharpton wants an investigation as to why snow is ALWAYS white.

Cheney has stock in Tru-Value Hardware.
Do you have any idea how many SNOW SHOVELS they sold today to the
unsuspecting consumer?

I demand to know why FEMA has been so late in reacting to this storm. THEY
KNEW IT WAS COMING! And yet they failed to have crews in place to fix the
electricity as soon as it went off. It just shows that Bush and the
Republicans just don't care about the people in the N.E. The Senate needs to
investigate this with administration people under oath.

I'll bet that the great junior senator from N.Y. has opened the doors of her
home to all of the heatless poor of her neighborhood and is busy baking
cookies for them while her husband applies body heat to the nearly frozen
teen-aged girls.
 
I was wondering when he would get the blame for the cold weather.
 
Funny thing is I saw a guy on TV being interviewed at an airport during the snow storm, complaining about the government and how they should be able to do something, that towns and airports should not be brought to a halt like this....I had to turn channels before my Blood pressure rose, some people are such idiots.
 
Just like the liberal media to not report that VP Cheney was out shooting lawyers..whoops meant to say good healthy wild game, with all their Mega 3s, for all those poor people.
 
Got another copy from someone else that's titled "Reprinted from the Des Moines Register 02/12/06" so who knows if it's even real or not.

dun
 
Oh. Now I get it. Louisiana gets all the rain from the hurricanes; we were literally praying they'd come this way. Most of us in tornado alley are accustom to violent weather anyway. See it all the time.

Then the northeast gets all the snow. We'll take that too. As it melts it will soak in.

It never occurred to me that dubya likely put us in this drought.

Did he have something to do with the freezing rain and sleet coming this weekend? I'll have to thank him for that. Its about time he did something.
 
Great post, Dun. The sad thing is, it's not too far off from the way the media reports news. Blame everything on Bush. Gimme a break!! :mad: :mad:
 

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