1982vett
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From: Not your average Dictionary
Boy, n.: a noise with dirt on it.
Girl, n.: A squadron of pink ribbons: will learn to say 'gimme' almost automatically
Experience, n: what will cause a person to make new mistakes instead of the same old ones
Intelligence, n: Looking inside the oven for plastic toys before turning it on
Middle Age, n: When you age begins to show around your waistline
Responsibility, n: A burden that will continue to haunt you even when your children should be out of your hose by now
Sex, n: The most fun you can have without laughing
Sweater, n: A garment worn by a child when the mother is feeling chilly
Boy, n.: a noise with dirt on it.
Girl, n.: A squadron of pink ribbons: will learn to say 'gimme' almost automatically
Experience, n: what will cause a person to make new mistakes instead of the same old ones
Intelligence, n: Looking inside the oven for plastic toys before turning it on
Middle Age, n: When you age begins to show around your waistline
Responsibility, n: A burden that will continue to haunt you even when your children should be out of your hose by now
Sex, n: The most fun you can have without laughing
Sweater, n: A garment worn by a child when the mother is feeling chilly
