Dang women drivers!

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Tommy Ruyle

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This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily. :shock:

But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donuts out of my other hand!

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel.

It knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs! Splashed and burned my leg, ruined the darn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

Dang women drivers :x
 

chrisy

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sounds about right..
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