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<blockquote data-quote="bbirder" data-source="post: 1526853" data-attributes="member: 14490"><p><strong><u><span style="color: #4000FF">Circle Fly</span></u></strong></p><p><strong><u><span style="color: #4000FF"></span></u></strong></p><p>An old farmer was hauling a load of manure when he was stopped by a state trooper. "You were speeding," the cop said. "I'm going to have to give you a ticket." "Yep, " the farmer said as he watched the trooper shoo away several flies. "These flies sure are terrible," the trooper complained.</p><p></p><p>"Yep," the farmer said. "Them are circle flies." "What's a circle fly?" the trooper asked.</p><p></p><p>"Them flies that circle a horse's azz." answered the farmer.</p><p></p><p>"Circle flies, huh." "You wouldn't be calling me a horse's azz, would you?" the trooper angrily asked.</p><p></p><p>"Nope, I didn't," the farmer replied. "But you just can't fool them flies."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="bbirder, post: 1526853, member: 14490"] [b][u][color=#4000FF]Circle Fly [/color][/u][/b] An old farmer was hauling a load of manure when he was stopped by a state trooper. "You were speeding," the cop said. "I'm going to have to give you a ticket." "Yep, " the farmer said as he watched the trooper shoo away several flies. "These flies sure are terrible," the trooper complained. "Yep," the farmer said. "Them are circle flies." "What's a circle fly?" the trooper asked. "Them flies that circle a horse's azz." answered the farmer. "Circle flies, huh." "You wouldn't be calling me a horse's azz, would you?" the trooper angrily asked. "Nope, I didn't," the farmer replied. "But you just can't fool them flies." [/QUOTE]
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