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<blockquote data-quote="D2Cat" data-source="post: 1681777" data-attributes="member: 19322"><p>Are you a Democrat -</p><p>a Republican - or a Southerner ?</p><p></p><p>Here is a little test that will help you decide.</p><p></p><p>The answer can be found by posing the following question:</p><p></p><p>You're walking down a deserted street with your wife</p><p>and two small children.</p><p></p><p>Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner,</p><p>locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you…</p><p></p><p>You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.</p><p>You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.</p><p></p><p>What do you do?</p><p></p><p>THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:</p><p></p><p>Democrat's Answer:</p><p></p><p>What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP?</p><p>Does the man look poor or oppressed?</p><p>Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?</p><p>Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack Could we run</p><p>away?</p><p>What about the kids?</p><p>Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?</p><p>What does the law say about this situation?</p><p>Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?</p><p>Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?</p><p></p><p>Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?</p><p></p><p>Should I call 9-1-1?</p><p>Why is this street so deserted?</p><p></p><p>Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such</p><p>behavior?</p><p></p><p>I hope they haven't defunded this city's police department, yet.</p><p>… … … … … … … …</p><p></p><p>Republican's Answer:</p><p></p><p>BANG!</p><p></p><p>… … … … … … … …</p><p></p><p>Southerner's Answer:</p><p></p><p>BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!</p><p>Click… (Sounds of reloading)</p><p>BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!</p><p>Click</p><p></p><p>Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'</p><p>'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!</p><p></p><p>Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'</p><p></p><p>Wife: 'You are NOT taking that to a taxidermist.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="D2Cat, post: 1681777, member: 19322"] Are you a Democrat - a Republican - or a Southerner ? Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you… You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN: Democrat’s Answer: What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP? Does the man look poor or oppressed? Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack Could we run away? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior? I hope they haven’t defunded this city’s police department, yet. … … … … … … … … Republican’s Answer: BANG! … … … … … … … … Southerner’s Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click… (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click Daughter: ‘Nice grouping, Daddy!’ 'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! Son: ‘Can I shoot the next one?!’ Wife: 'You are NOT taking that to a taxidermist. [/QUOTE]
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