Daily Chuckle
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greybeard
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no, but have you ever heard the wind whistling thru the telegraph wires along a lonely RR track??Do you remember when Charles Barkley beat the ever lovin' snot outta Barney on Saturday Night Live? Epic!!!!
greybeard
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Things are getting worse.
My fear of stairs that move, is escalating.
My fear of stairs that move, is escalating.
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MurraysMutts
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Bathmophobia
greybeard
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Three old women are sitting on a park bench when a man, walking by in a trench coat, stops and flashes them.
Two of the women have multiple strokes;
the third one couldn't reach that far.
Two of the women have multiple strokes;
the third one couldn't reach that far.
greybeard
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A mother and her little daughter were attending a wedding. The little girl asked her mother why the bride was wearing all white and her mother told her that white is thought of as pure, and happy and this was the happiest day of the young bride's life.
The little girl appeared lost in thought for a minute then asked
"Mommy, so if white is happy, why is the groom wearing black?"
The little girl appeared lost in thought for a minute then asked
"Mommy, so if white is happy, why is the groom wearing black?"
greybeard
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greybeard
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Love is grand. Divorce is a 100 grand
I met my old lady 14 years ago this month. We were at a local bar, started talking and exchanged numbers. I gave her mine and she called it so I would have hers. I saved it. and always just pull up her name to call her. The other day I had left my phone at home, and was gonna call her on my office cell, where I didn't have her in my contacts. It was then that I realized that I didn't know her number! I even knew the area code and exchange for Verizon in this area, but couldn't remember the last 4. I didn't want to call 9999 times til I hiot the roight one. I remember just about every number I used to dial from land lines at home or office, though.
Very accurate prediction by Darwin. he just didn't know what the name of the new sub-human species would be . The Godfather, Rush, gave them the name "Demtards" in about 1990.
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Son of Butch
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WOW - some people will believe anything emailed to them. Darwin never said any such thing, but some people rewrite history to put words in his mouth just to spread lies or stir controversy. - ha ha - so funny I forgot to laugh
Ouachita
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This is interesting. I suspected it was a joke before I read it, and then confirmed before finishing the first sentence.
What was it that made you believe it was posted as truth?
Bob-s
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Son of Butch
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that it's making the rounds online and anonymous emails - of course assume daily chuckle items posted here are jokes
but also received it before as supposedly true
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This is satire, It is not true that Darwin said these things, but what this meme states is 100% true.
greybeard
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I have one of those, and , if it had been a car, would be a friday built cat. Far right of the picture..
