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In the late 80s-90s, walk down the side of any road and you would find cassette tapes with the tape strung out 20 yards...happened when ya went to eject the cassette.

but moving on, Maude gives a very moving (pun intended) testament to her late husband..

I asked old Maud how she lost her husband. She told me her sad story:

"Well, he needed a blood transfusion, but his blood type was not on record, so the doctors asked me if I knew what it was, as they urgently needed to know in a matter of minutes, in order to save my Norman's life.

Tragically, I've never known his blood type, so I only had time to sit and say goodbye. I'll never forget how supportive my Norman was! Even as he was fading away, he kept on whispering to me ... "Be positive ... be positive!"

That was my Norman! Always thinking of others!!!
 
Did the French groundhog see his chateau today?
GROAN.....:rolleyes:😏.

On that subject... I heard the tail end of something on the radio that there are several different "animals" used on groundhog day in different states... all, I caught was Conn had a duck? and NC used a squirrel and somewhere used an armadillo...????
 
In the late 80s-90s, walk down the side of any road and you would find cassette tapes with the tape strung out 20 yards...happened when ya went to eject the cassette.

but moving on, Maude gives a very moving (pun intended) testament to her late husband..

I asked old Maud how she lost her husband. She told me her sad story:

"Well, he needed a blood transfusion, but his blood type was not on record, so the doctors asked me if I knew what it was, as they urgently needed to know in a matter of minutes, in order to save my Norman's life.

Tragically, I've never known his blood type, so I only had time to sit and say goodbye. I'll never forget how supportive my Norman was! Even as he was fading away, he kept on whispering to me ... "Be positive ... be positive!"

That was my Norman! Always thinking of others!!!
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GROAN.....:rolleyes:😏.

On that subject... I heard the tail end of something on the radio that there are several different "animals" used on groundhog day in different states... all, I caught was Conn had a duck? and NC used a squirrel and somewhere used an armadillo...????
Lander Lil in Lander, WY is a prairie dog.
 
A big-city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Alberta.
He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.
As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.
The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it."
The old farmer Peter replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial lawyers in Canada and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in Alberta. We settle small disagreements like this with the 'Three Kick Rule.'
The lawyer asked, "What is the 'Three Kick Rule'?"
The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to go first. I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up."
The lawyer quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger.
He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney.
His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel-toed work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees!
His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth.
The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end, sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.
Summoning every bit of his will and remaining strength the lawyer very slowly managed to get to his feet.
Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old fart. Now it's my turn."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Nah, I give up. You can have the duck."
 

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