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Travlr
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Interviewer: How much milk does
your cow produce?
Farmer: Which one, black one or white one?
Interviewer: Black one
Farmer: 2 gallons per day.
Interviewer: And the white one?
Farmer: 2 gallons per day.
Interviewer : Where do they sleep?
Farmer: The black one or the white one?
Interviewer: The black one
Farmer : In the barn
Interviewer: And the white one?
Farmer: In the barn
Interviewer: Your cows look healthy... What do
you feed them?
Farmer: Which one... black one or white one?
Interviewer: Black one
Farmer: Grass
Interviewer: And the white one?
Farmer: Grass
Interviewer: (Annoyed
) Why the hell do you keep asking about the black one or the white one, when your answers are just the same??
Farmer: Because the black one is mine.
Interviewer: And the white one?
Farmer: Its also mine.
your cow produce?
Farmer: Which one, black one or white one?
Interviewer: Black one
Farmer: 2 gallons per day.
Interviewer: And the white one?
Farmer: 2 gallons per day.
Interviewer : Where do they sleep?
Farmer: The black one or the white one?
Interviewer: The black one
Farmer : In the barn
Interviewer: And the white one?
Farmer: In the barn
Interviewer: Your cows look healthy... What do
you feed them?
Farmer: Which one... black one or white one?
Interviewer: Black one
Farmer: Grass
Interviewer: And the white one?
Farmer: Grass
Interviewer: (Annoyed
) Why the hell do you keep asking about the black one or the white one, when your answers are just the same??Farmer: Because the black one is mine.
Interviewer: And the white one?
Farmer: Its also mine.
Son of Butch
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I thought the author was Seymour Butts
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SBMF 2015
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The rusty bed springs by I.P. Freely
The wild cats revenge by Clawd Balls
Switching gears: have you ever seen a litter box cake? Easy to make and Tootsie Rolls are the "sticks".
Travlr
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That's a HARD NO...
Rafter S
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You'd think someone driving a Ford would always have jumper cables.
Speaking of Ford's, I saw an interesting statistic a while ago. Eighty-five percent of Fords are still on the road.
The other fifteen percent made it to the destination.
MurraysMutts
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SmokinM
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Jumper cables wont do you any dang good on a GM with those sorry azz side post batteries. I do keep a set in case I drive up on a broken down Dodge though.
Named'em Tamed'em
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Thankfully I don't like chocolate!!
branxchar&charx
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The look is absolutely
but intriguing at the same time. Wat else is in it? I would probably try it...
Rafter S
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You got me there. I hate those too. It is possible to use jumper cables on them, but you have to hold your mouth just right and hope it's the right time of the moon.Jumper cables wont do you any dang good on a GM with those sorry azz side post batteries. I do keep a set in case I drive up on a broken down Dodge though.
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Lannie
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Oh. Mygod. I would NEVER. I have that exact same scoop in our litter box, and that looks just like our litter box when I get up in the morning after the cats have had a wild night.
(Is that picture really a picture of FOOD? It really looks nasty.)
Aaarrrggghhhhh! (In lieu of a groaning smiley...)
The look is absolutely
Kitty Litter Cake
Great Halloween cake! You'll need a new kitty litter box, box liner and litter scoop as "props" to get the full effect with this cake!
www.allrecipes.com
Link to the recipe in my response to @branxchar&charx. A coworker made one when we lived in Austin. It's a sweet mess!
chaded
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I've reported TC's post. 
