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But be careful what ya ask for, you just may get it...

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I've about reached the age where that strawberry looks pretty good.

Which reminds me of a story about an old fellow who was at a Hooter's restaurant with a group. One of the others asked him "Which of these waitresses would you like to be trapped in an elevator with?" His reply was "Whichever one knows how to fix an elevator. I'm old, and I pee a lot."
 
Reminds me of the older gentleman sitting at the hotel bar when a 1st class looker slides in next to him.
She whispered in his ear, " For 500.00 I'll do whatever you want me to do"

The old man looks around then pulls his billfold out of his jacket. He peels off 5 big ones, looks her straight in those baby blue eyes and said,



















"Paint my house"
 
Funny story, when the wife and i were looking at a function centers to hold our wedding we went to one and a hideous lady came out to meet us, she looks us up and down and turns to my wife and asked her if she was russian. Now i know I'm not much to look at so it gave me a laugh but the wife said she's seen enough of that place.
 

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