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Truth

 

[Named'em Tamed'em]

 

[D2Cat]

Brad lives in California. He was sick of the world, of Covid-19, Russian belligerence, China, global warming, racial tensions, and the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy media headlines.
Brad drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and window as best he could. He got back into his car and wound down all the windows, selected his favorite radio station, started the car and revved it to a slow idle.
Two days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in the car. She notified the emergency services and they broke in and pulled Brad from the car.
A little sip of water, and surprisingly, he was in perfect condition but his Tesla had a dead battery.

 

[MurraysMutts]

Brad lives in California. He was sick of the world, of Covid-19, Russian belligerence, China, global warming, racial tensions, and the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy media headlines.
Brad drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and window as best he could. He got back into his car and wound down all the windows, selected his favorite radio station, started the car and revved it to a slow idle.
Two days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in the car. She notified the emergency services and they broke in and pulled Brad from the car.
A little sip of water, and surprisingly, he was in perfect condition but his Tesla had a dead battery.

D'oh!

 

[Named'em Tamed'em]

I'm not taking my car to Taco Bell anymore!!

 

[TCRanch]

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I'm not taking my car to Taco Bell anymore!!

Precisely why I don't go to Taco Bell!!

 

[sstterry]

 

[MurraysMutts]

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I'm not taking my car to Taco Bell anymore!!

Someone! Was not paying attention in auto shop class

 

[Named'em Tamed'em]

 

[greybeard]

 

[coachg]

Why I don't cruise

 

[D2Cat]

 

[Mrcopier]

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Couldn't have said it better myself!

 

[Rancher]

Heard a pickup truck had 6 drunks singin' in the back was crossing a bridge down in deep south when the driver drove off into the river. All the singin' drunks drowned, Why? They couldn't get the tailgate down

 

[Ouachita]

Since this is Daily Chuckle, and not jokes…….

I watched the POTUS and VPOTUS on TV today. They were both letting their alligator mouths overload their hummingbird arse.

Both of them need a big tattoo on their foreheads that says "NO VACANCY"

 

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[Son of Butch]

Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?
Because then Illinois would want one too

 

[Son of Butch]

How do children in Detroit learn to count?
0 and 1
0 and 2
0 and 3

 

[Son of Butch]

What's the difference between a Parrot and a girl from Green Bay?
You can teach a parrot to say No.

 

[Rafter S]