Daily Chuckle

Named'em Tamed'em · Dec 8, 2021

Neighbor twins moved in next door, Uncle Scott you need a cuss jar you'll fill it up. One day getting ready to nut 21 lambs the barn door popped open and away they all went. I let it rip @$%#%&#@@ one them says you should just empty your pockets, the other one says "he might have to write a check "

They were 10yo.

D2Cat · Dec 10, 2021

Probably at least a couple of women who'll appreciate this.

Named'em Tamed'em · Dec 10, 2021

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Mountaintown Creek Ranch · Dec 14, 2021

Beyond imagination

D2Cat · Dec 14, 2021

Named'em Tamed'em · Dec 14, 2021

Named'em Tamed'em · Dec 14, 2021

snoopdog · Dec 15, 2021

Mountaintown Creek Ranch · Dec 15, 2021

Probably some truth to this one

Son of Butch · Dec 15, 2021

Mountaintown Creek Ranch said:
Probably some truth to this one

Or Zero Truth.
I will offer odds of 2-1 on Zero Truth if any wish to throw money away.

Redgully · Dec 15, 2021

Son of Butch said:
Or Zero Truth.
I will offer odds of 2-1 on Zero Truth if any wish to throw money away.

Oh no you didnt, we don't need a light hearted fun thread to turn into a another vaccine/covid saga.

MurraysMutts · Dec 15, 2021

snoopdog said:
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This is much better!
Those 2 can come work cattle anytime...
I promise not to yell. Hell, we may just stand around and drink hurricanes and watch cows work themselves!

greybeard · Dec 15, 2021

Speaking of drinking.....

With the holidays upon us I would like to share a personal experience with you about drinking and driving after partying with friends.

At a holiday event this weekend I had a few mixed drinks, a few shots of tequila and several glasses of wine.
Despite the jolliness I had the sense to know that I was over the limit. That's when I decided to do what I have never done before.
I took a cab home.

Turns out that on the way home there was a police DUI check point, but they waved the cab past it and I arrived home safely without incident.
This was fortunate because I had never driven a cab before. I don't know where I got it from, and now that it is in my garage, i don't know what to do with it.