Made pancakes this morning. Mama came in the kitchen and was excited. I said back off, you. They for the cows. Why the he// you make pancakes for the cows???? She says. Well they cant make them themselves. Duh!
Mother, young son, and 2 cats are outside enjoying the day.
Mama say to the child "what's a cat say?"
Child says "WOOF"
Mama says "no no no... a cat says MEOW! Now what's a cat say?
Child says "WOOF!"
Mother says "no a cat says MEOW!"
A bit unsettled,
Mother storms in the house and the child looks at the cat.
Cat says to the other cat "watch this. I love messing with this kid!"