Daily Chuckle

[Travlr]

 

[Ouachita]

 

[cowman82]

 

[MurraysMutts]

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I'd be tempted to become one of them there "furries" and start chasing Lazer lights myself

 

[greybeard]

Cookout at my house this weekend,

Bring a grill, some charcoal, some beer and some meat, I have paper plates

 

[cowman82]

 

[greybeard]

 

[Rafter S]

I had a great-great-uncle I used to help work cattle. He'd say "Keep that one," but you never knew if he meant keep it in the pen to load, or keep it on the place. Or he'd say "Let that one go." Does that mean let it go on the trailer, or let it out of the pen?

 

[Ouachita]

I had a great-great-uncle I used to help work cattle. He'd say "Keep that one," but you never knew if he meant keep it in the pen to load, or keep it on the place. Or he'd say "Let that one go." Does that mean let it go on the trailer, or let it out of the pen?

When I was down with broken neck several weeks ago, we sold calves. My wife and son were sorting. I just went to watch because I was under the influence of drugs. She would do the same thing you're describing, confusing our son and the guy there helping load on his trailer. I finally had to tell her to use "sale barn" or "back forty". She knew what she meant the whole time, just had problems conveying that to others.

 

[Nesikep]

 

[cowman82]

 

[Dave]

I had a great-great-uncle I used to help work cattle. He'd say "Keep that one," but you never knew if he meant keep it in the pen to load, or keep it on the place. Or he'd say "Let that one go." Does that mean let it go on the trailer, or let it out of the pen?

My wife says she never knows if I am talking to her, the cows, or the dog. I tell her that I am talking to myself because it is the only way I can have intelligent conversation.

 

[Warren Allison]

 

[greybeard]

CHICKEN MAN! HE'S EVERYWHERE, HE'S EVERYWHERE!

A guy walks into a bar and freezes when he sees a horse behind the counter.


Suddenly, the horse actually talks and says "You seem surprised?"


And the guy says "I am. Did the cow sell the place?"

 

[CowboyRam]

Knock, knock,.
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly! Cows go, "Moo!"

 

[Nesikep]

I just saw that on facebook this morning and had quite a laugh

 

[SBMF 2015]

I had a great-great-uncle I used to help work cattle. He'd say "Keep that one," but you never knew if he meant keep it in the pen to load, or keep it on the place. Or he'd say "Let that one go." Does that mean let it go on the trailer, or let it out of the pen?

My best friend and I sorted for a sale barn for ten years. You get a several hundred trailer weaned calves bawling and it didn't matter what you said nobody could hear anyway. We developed signs was in the pen and was bye.
You could have one arm behind your back signing to the guy running the gate and never take your eyes off the cattle.

 

[sstterry]

 

[Ouachita]

Me and my youngest son just walked in the house to see the momma was watching some chic flick. We grinned at each other and changed it to A-10 Warthog kill shots. Bbzzzzzzz

 

[branxchar&charx]