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[CowboyRam]

 

[TCRanch]

 

[TCRanch]

 

[MurraysMutts]

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know y.....

How much does a chimney cost?
Nothing.
It's on the house!

Why'd you knock on the fridge?
There could be a salad dressing.

 

[cowman82]

 

[branxchar&charx]

 

[Mountaintown Creek Ranch]

 

[branxchar&charx]

 

[greybeard]

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nothing on this page is real either...

 

[greybeard]

A girl took my bedside table after I slept with her.


It was my one night stand.

 

[branxchar&charx]

 

[branxchar&charx]

 

[Nesikep]

 

[Rafter S]

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That reminds me of a story my grandfather used to tell (I will not swear to its veracity). He said a man moved from the city to the country, and decided he wanted to hatch some chicken eggs to raise his own chickens. He went to the feed store to ask advice, saying that the chicks had hatched okay but they kept dying.

One of the guys at the store asked him what he was feeding them. He replied "I'm not feeding them anything. I thought the hen should have enough milk."

 

[Nesikep]

That reminds me of a story my grandfather used to tell (I will not swear to its veracity). He said a man moved from the city to the country, and decided he wanted to hatch some chicken eggs to raise his own chickens. He went to the feed store to ask advice, saying that the chicks had hatched okay but they kept dying.

One of the guys at the store asked him what he was feeding them. He replied "I'm not feeding them anything. I thought the hen should have enough milk."

And that reminds me of a person that asked the waiter if the drumsticks were from the front or hind legs

 

[branxchar&charx]

 

[branxchar&charx]

 

[CowboyRam]

 

[TCRanch]

 

[branxchar&charx]