Daily Chuckle

It's amazing how people can have different opinions on the same matters,

To me, my girlfriend is the most beautiful, caring, loving, and intelligent woman ever,

But to my wife.......



Going to bed early.
Not leaving the house.
Not going to next Saturday's party.

It's funny huh? My childhood punishments have become my adult goals...
 
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I was very naive in my youth. Since Bruce mentioned it in another thread, I thought I'd post it. All young men (and women) should watch this :LOL:)


Guys got it figured out...

When I was about fourteen my dad took me outside to have "the talk"... and I can quote it verbatim to this day almost sixty years later. "Son, there are two kinds of women in the world. Promiscuous... and passionate. And son, you want the second kind."

Words to live by.

All the passionate ones are 5 to seven crazy and over an eight. Sometimes they'll even marry a guy that's a broke ogre.
 
I have always referred to it as the bedroom crazy/ kitchen crazy ratio. When the number of days she is crazy in the kitchen start to exceed the number of days she is crazy in the bedroom it is time to redefine the nature of our association. Real life experience and research right there.
 
I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull.
I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.
I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.
Anyway... I had the Vet come and take a look at him.
He said, the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.
The bull started to service the cows within two days… all my cows!
He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows!
He's like a machine!

I don't know what is in the pills the Vet gave him ... but they kind of taste like peppermint. :sneaky:
 

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