I have outlines of different things tattooed on my back but mostly on my shoulder blade areas. Animals, flowers, cars, planes etc. When I sense my wife is sad, I take my shirt off and let her color them in.
Sometimes, women just need a shoulder to crayon..
We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day, and out of the blue she said, "I've decided I want to be cremated."
I said, "Alright, get your coat."
I saw in the Sunday paper yesterday that "3 Brazilian Sailors Drown"....
Now, I know how many is a million and a billion but, how many is a brazilion??
Son: "Dad, today I watched someone do 50 pushups. Could you do that?"
Me: "Of course, and more. I could even watch someone do 100 pushups."