Daily Chuckle

[CowboyRam]

 

[branxchar&charx]

 

[TCRanch]

 

[branxchar&charx]

 

[branxchar&charx]

 

[Travlr]

 

[Rafter S]

I've mentioned it here before, but some years ago I had a man come look at some heifers I had for sale. He pointed to one of the best ones and said he wished they all looked like that one. I replied "Me too. Then the price would be higher."

He paid my asking price for the group without further discussion.

 

[Named'em Tamed'em]

 

[branxchar&charx]

 

[Travlr]

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LOL... somebody in the future is gonna believe that.

 

[Mark Reynolds]

LOL... somebody in the future is gonna believe that.

They will have to recognize it as a phone first! I'm honestly not sure MY kids could do that, and the oldest is 26!

 

[Mark Reynolds]

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[Mountaintown Creek Ranch]

 

[sstterry]

Ok, who is with me?

 

[Travlr]

Ok, who is with me?
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Sounds like my wife... and yeah, I'm comin'.

 

[Travlr]

 

[SBMF 2015]

Ok, who is with me?
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A good friend is someone you can call at 2 in the morning to bail you out of jail.
A Great friend is sitting in jail next to you hollering "Hot Damn that was fun!"

 

[greybeard]

 

[CowboyRam]

 

[greybeard]

I have outlines of different things tattooed on my back but mostly on my shoulder blade areas. Animals, flowers, cars, planes etc. When I sense my wife is sad, I take my shirt off and let her color them in.
Sometimes, women just need a shoulder to crayon..


We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day, and out of the blue she said, "I've decided I want to be cremated."

I said, "Alright, get your coat."

I saw in the Sunday paper yesterday that "3 Brazilian Sailors Drown"....
Now, I know how many is a million and a billion but, how many is a brazilion??

Son: "Dad, today I watched someone do 50 pushups. Could you do that?"

Me: "Of course, and more. I could even watch someone do 100 pushups."