Daily Chuckle

[greybeard]

If you're wearing black clothes and someone asks you
"Whose funeral?"

Just look around the room quiet like and say
"Well, I haven't quite decided yet."

 

[sstterry]

 

[CowboyRam]

 

[greybeard]

 

[Ouachita]

Now you know

 

[greybeard]

Now you know
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Oh...just like doing it with a nun!!!

 

[Travlr]

Oh...just like doing it with a nun!!!

And we know this how?

 

[branxchar&charx]

 

[Ouachita]

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That's exactly like a hotdog should look.

 

[Ouachita]

Don't go looking for Little Debbie after midnight. Might need the eye bleach!

 

[greybeard]

A man goes into a circus tent, finds the ringmaster, and asks to join the circus.


"What's your act?" asks the ringmaster.


"I do bird imitations," says the man.


"Forget about it!" says the ringmaster. "No one will come to the circus to see bird imitations."


"Fair enough," says the man, and flies out of the tent.

 

[Hereford2]

 

[MurraysMutts]

 

[greybeard]

(The thing about this is, by using the word 'first' , it implies that others did it afterwards...............are there really that many stupid people in the world?)

 

[Ouachita]

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Your toilet picture reminded me.

We have grandkids over this weekend. A couple of the younger munchkins are sleeping in my bed. My wife told me I needed to sit down to pee when I go do my 2am squirt…..so I don't wake the kids by pizzing a stream as wide as a handsaw blade. Okay, I get it.

So I'm sitting on the pot to pee, wiggling my fingers and toes just like a little kid when a gallinipper tried to fly up my whahoo. I woke the kids up anyway.

 

[greybeard]

Them gallinippers really hurt when they bite too. They can straddle a quarter easy..

 

[TCRanch]

 

[Ouachita]

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I feel like I might have accidentally opened a can of that last night

 

[Named'em Tamed'em]

 

[sstterry]

Grandmother doesn't like baby's name. What would you do?


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