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A man goes into a circus tent, finds the ringmaster, and asks to join the circus.


"What's your act?" asks the ringmaster.


"I do bird imitations," says the man.


"Forget about it!" says the ringmaster. "No one will come to the circus to see bird imitations."


"Fair enough," says the man, and flies out of the tent.
 
Your toilet picture reminded me.

We have grandkids over this weekend. A couple of the younger munchkins are sleeping in my bed. My wife told me I needed to sit down to pee when I go do my 2am squirt…..so I don't wake the kids by pizzing a stream as wide as a handsaw blade. Okay, I get it.

So I'm sitting on the pot to pee, wiggling my fingers and toes just like a little kid when a gallinipper tried to fly up my whahoo. I woke the kids up anyway.
 

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