Daily Chuckle

[Ouachita]

Next photo contest topic can be "ranching naked"

I'm thinking that ranching chores would be a bit exciting while naked, but I teach my son to fish naked.

He lives near Conroe Texas now and has a 3 year old son. He just sent me a video of his boy pooping in the yard this morning. We had a good laugh and I reminded him that he did the same thing at about the same age. This is him in 1994.

 

[CowboyRam]

 

[alacowman1]

 

[CowboyRam]

 

[whisperingpinesnh]

Two years is now long the doctor had it for. It is a hundred miles round trip to get a second opinion. The cow vets way out number doctors in this county.

That's awful.

 

[Nesikep]

At least he didn't try to enter it in the photo contest.

If I faced the camera I'd have won first, second and third!

 

[Nesikep]

My wife looked out the window and said Wow we got 8 inches of snow last night.

No Hun that's only 4 1/2 inches .

Well it looks like 8 inches to me!

I've been lying to you for 45 years!

 

[Mountaintown Creek Ranch]

 

[branxchar&charx]

 

[branxchar&charx]

 

[greybeard]

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i don't think that works for American cheese or Velveeta, but it goes a long way to explain cheese lovers' fascination with it...

 

[GoWyo]

i don't think that works for American cheese or Velveeta, but it goes a long way to explain cheese lovers' fascination with it...

Oh yeah gas station nachos with jalapenos definitely releases the opiates

 

[Ouachita]

 

[greybeard]

I write & sometimes, sing songs about sewing machines. I'm a Singer songwriter. Or so it seams.

Wife told me i was too old to ride skateboards or go sledding.
I said "Hold my Ensure and watch this."

 

[greybeard]

I saw a girl in the parking lot outside Lowes, crying and said she had lost $200 on the way into the store. I felt sorry for her so I gave her $40 from the $200 I had just found.
When God blesses ya, you're supposed to pass some of it on to others.

 

[greybeard]

A man is sitting at the bar....
He is sad and frustrated, bangs the empty glass on the bar and asks for another drink. The guys next to him inquires about his mental state. Guy tells him that he has been single for so long, it hurts. Here's the story:

"Long time ago, I was late to my dinner date with my fiancée. She was the most charming woman ever, but She was a war veteran and had lost her eye in the war and wore a glass eye instead. While having dinner, she sneezed hard and her eye flew out. This bastard dude, sitting at a nearby table caught it. They got talking and ended up back at our place, making passionate love. He asked my fiancée if she sleeps every dude she meets.

She replied, "No, of course not, You just happened to catch my eye".

It was that very moment I walked in on them and broke off the engagement.

If it hadn't been for that caught-an-eye Joe, I'd been married long time ago...."

 

[alacowman1]

 

[greybeard]

That's like Dolly Parton trying to be a rock n roll singer........... (I never really liked Alan Jackson all that much either)

 

[greybeard]

I'm thinking that ranching chores would be a bit exciting while naked, but I teach my son to fish naked.View attachment 54348

He lives near Conroe Texas now and has a 3 year old son. He just sent me a video of his boy pooping in the yard this morning. We had a good laugh and I reminded him that he did the same thing at about the same age. This is him in 1994.

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That's one of the best things you ever shared with us!

 

[Down in Dixie]