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Zero turn mowers are just the best, you just can't keep women off of them. Beats me mowing the grass.

Ken

I tried to talk my sister into buying one twenty years ago, but she was afraid of it and bought a tractor style instead. When it wore out I told her that if she wanted me to help pay for it (we live on the same place) it was going to be a zero turn. She finally said okay, and we got lucky and my daughter-in-law found a nearly new 42" Kubota for $8,000 (if I remember right). I showed her how it worked, and she hadn't been mowing for 15 minutes when she stopped and said "That's the best $4,000 I ever spent!"
 
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Hahaha. I was in Seattle and used an all gender bathroom, three enclosed stalls. I came out and 3 gals were next in line, " I left the seat up for you " I told the next one. 🤣
You would have thought I peed on the seat by her reaction.

My back hurts, leave it up for me please.
 

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