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CowboyRam
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Down in Dixie
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Yes. Turns it into a one man operation.
greybeard
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Some days, the available supply of cuss words is insufficient to meet my demands.
Puns about insects.............really bugs me.
When you ask me what I'm doing today and I say "nothing" it does not mean I'm free. It means I'm doing nothing today!
A man walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer before the problems start!" He drinks the beer and then orders another saying, "Give me a beer before the problems start!"
The bartender looks confused. This goes on for a while, and after the fifth beer the bartender is totally confused and asks the man, "When are you going to pay for these beers?"
The man answers, "Now the problems start!"
Why are taxi drivers all paranoid?
Because people talk behind their backs.
Puns about insects.............really bugs me.
When you ask me what I'm doing today and I say "nothing" it does not mean I'm free. It means I'm doing nothing today!
A man walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer before the problems start!" He drinks the beer and then orders another saying, "Give me a beer before the problems start!"
The bartender looks confused. This goes on for a while, and after the fifth beer the bartender is totally confused and asks the man, "When are you going to pay for these beers?"
The man answers, "Now the problems start!"
Why are taxi drivers all paranoid?
Because people talk behind their backs.
CowboyRam
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greybeard
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"Sir, I'll give you maybe three minutes to live."
"Isn't there anything you can do for me, Doctor?"
"Well, would you like me to boil you an egg?"
What's the name of the bald TV actor who dices food?
Yul Blender.
"Isn't there anything you can do for me, Doctor?"
"Well, would you like me to boil you an egg?"
What's the name of the bald TV actor who dices food?
Yul Blender.
Nesikep
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greybeard
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90 seconds??? I've cooked hundreds of 'em in the radar range for 30-60 seconds and thought that 60 seconds might be on the high side..
otoh, I haven't spoken to my wife all week. I didn't want to interrupt her..
otoh, I haven't spoken to my wife all week. I didn't want to interrupt her..
MurraysMutts
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I went in the book store the other day and asked the lady behind the counter if they had the new book written by President Trump about sending all the illegals back to Mexico.
She said, "get the ---- outta here and don't ever come back!!"
I said "yeah!!! That's the one! U got it in paperback??"
She said, "get the ---- outta here and don't ever come back!!"
I said "yeah!!! That's the one! U got it in paperback??"
kenny thomas
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But remember we didn't have Gatoraid back then and both our dads would have said drink water.
alacowman1
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Drunk a ton of water, and never urinate, you'd sweat so much
