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[alacowman1]

 

[coachg]

In my area that's a new sign , probably just put up a couple of days ago .

 

[Warren Allison]

 

[greybeard]

Why was the mushroom a big hit at the party?

because he was a fun gi.

 

[Warren Allison]

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This is why our two corrals are made from rodeo arena panels. 7'6" pipe. And cross fencing, allies, chutes, etc., in them is 7' pipe panels.

 

[Warren Allison]

 

[wbvs58]

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Poor girl obviously doesn't own a mirror or a partner that won't answer her truthfully.

Ken

 

[alacowman1]

She must of did it on purpose, people kept commenting on it…a constant distraction

 

[coachg]

 

[coachg]

And Rain

 

[TexasJerseyMilker]

 

[alacowman1]

 

[greybeard]

Poor girl obviously doesn't own a mirror or a partner that won't answer her truthfully.

Ken

Them and yoga pants never lie

 

[greybeard]

A husband exclaims to his wife one day, "Your butt is getting really big. It's bigger than the BBQ grill!" Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?

When a cougar gets so old she needs a hearing aid, she becomes a def leopard..

 

[Mountaintown Creek Ranch]

 

[alacowman1]

 

[Named'em Tamed'em]

 

[Mountaintown Creek Ranch]

 

[alacowman1]

 

[Bob-s]

How bad is inflation?

My neighbour got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEOs are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

Called to get Blue Book Value on my car. They asked if the gas tank was full or empty.

And finally...

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc, I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Afghanistan, and when I told
them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.