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[greybeard]

5 out of 6 people think Russian Roulette is safe.

 

[Ouachita]

5 out of 6 people think Russian Roulette is safe.

Natural selection is a convenient mix of irony and efficiency, if we just eliminate all the warning stickers.

 

[CowboyRam]

5 out of 6 people think Russian Roulette is safe.

When I was in high school a guy that I was in the band with was going to teach his little brother how to play Russian Roulette. He blew it brains out in front of his little brother.

 

[Travlr]

A rookie police officer pulled a biker over for speeding and had the following exchange:

• Officer: May I see your driver's license?

• Biker: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

• Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?

• Biker: It's not my bike. I stole it.

• Officer: The motorcycle is stolen?

• Biker: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the tool bag when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the tool bag?

• Biker: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the dude who owns this bike and stuffed his dope in the saddle bags.

• Officer: There's drugs in the saddle bags too?!?!?

• Biker: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the rookie immediately called his captain. The biker was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the biker to handle the tense situation:

• Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

• Biker: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.

• Captain: Who's motorcycle is this?

• Biker: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.

• Captain: Could you slowly open your tool bag so I can see if there's a gun in it?

• Biker: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the tool bag.

• Captain: Would you mind opening your saddle bags? I was told you said there's drugs in them.

• Biker: No problem. The saddle bags were opened; no drugs.

• Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole this motorcycle, had a gun in the tool bag, and that there were drugs in the saddle bags.

• Biker: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.

 

[Twisted]

 

[branxchar&charx]

 

[branxchar&charx]

 

[greybeard]

fixed that for ya..

 

[greybeard]

5 out of 6 people think Russian Roulette is safe.

the 6th one doesn't think at all, anymore.

 

[alacowman1]

Not me anymore thank God..

 

[alacowman1]

 

[Twisted]

 

[TCRanch]

 

[Dave]

 

[Mountaintown Creek Ranch]

 

[Warren Allison]

 

[Travlr]

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Yeah... I have a nephew like that on my wife's side of the family, LOL

 

[Twisted]

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Had a neighbor like that; lights were on but nobody was home. Had, as in he moved a couple of weeks ago. You would ask that guy a question and he would go into a deep stare and about the time my inpatients would kick in and I would turn to leave, he would come out with one or two word response not even close in relation to the question.

 

[Ouachita]

Had a neighbor like that; lights were on but nobody was home. Had, as in he moved a couple of weeks ago. You would ask that guy a question and he would go into a deep stare and about the time my inpatients would kick in and I would turn to leave, he would come out with one or two word response not even close in relation to the question.

You gone and done it now! I'm movin' back

 

[Twisted]

You gone and done it now! I'm movin' back

Bring some equipment to put in a new drive, road grader guy hung your culvert last week and ripped it out. I swear I saw him smiling.