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What did the egg say to the boiling water?

"I just got laid and you expect me to be hard again in 3 minutes?"
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Today it will be constant "rane", "hale", "thundre", and "litnin"

A really bad spell of weather

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Neil Diamond used to be Neil Coal till the pressure got to him.
 

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