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By the time someone in the meeting says something worth writing down, I've probably already took my pen apart and lost the spring.

Wal-Mart is now selling mens wigs
If you're bald, it's a small price toupee

My wife thinks it's weird that I stare at the window during a heavy rainstorm.
It would be a lot less weird, if she would just let me in.

Why do I have to prove who I am to pay a bill over the phone?
Do strangers call and try to pay my bills?
And if so, why don't you let them?

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