Nesikep
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Did y'all hear about Sharon Weiss and Marie Callender's burnt pie?
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Ouachita
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My grandparents lived in an old house. They still carried water fresh from a spring, and pooped in an outhouse. Granny cooked on a wood cook stove.You just resurrected a long-buried trauma when I walked in on my grandparents when I was 16.
The house got electrified about 1967. The wiring was stapled to the visible side of the walls and ceiling. Just for the freezers and fridge, an a single pull-string light bulb in each room.
It was fancy for them, because they had a TV, and grandad had a recliner.
Me and a friend had been out setting traps and walked past the house after dark thirty. We were both 13 years old. We could see the bluish light glowing through the windows and surmised they must be watching the Dukes of Hazard.
Houses built back then had no insulation. As we approached the house we heard strange noises. I was concerned for granny. I'd never heard her raise her voice.
Moral is, never be concerned for granny. She can hold her own, and then some!
Thinking back, they were about the age I am now. Wow, time.
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SmokinM
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Imagine what you would have heard if Grandpa had a FLIR camera!
Ouachita
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No FLIR back then, but I guess grandad had some other tricks. Nobody was ever allowed to sit in his recliner, but he never had to worry about me even looking at again. I was unaware of eye bleach at that tender age.
Named'em Tamed'em
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Mrcopier
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That is truth, not a daily chuckle... LOL
Nesikep
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The glass is twice as big as it needs to be
Ouachita
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Says the guy who doesn't drink much
Nesikep
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can always refill it, right?
I don't drink alone and I never have company! I currrently have a couple bottles of top shelf scotch that I enjoy a little of here and there. you sure don't need nor want to drink much Lagavulin 16 at a time.. that's a tastes that stays on your palette for an hour
D2Cat
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Ouachita
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If you drive over to Wister Oklahoma, you can do both.
kenny thomas
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What day is the sale?
Ouachita
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It's Saturday morning, Kenny. You can have breakfast at the "Wow Cow Cafe", and then spool up a drink and act like you're buying cattle. It's fun
kenny thomas
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I might surprise you one Saturday
snoopdog
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If you do, it aint far to wister from here, Just sayin
kenny thomas
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Might stay a weekend and go to Ft Smith sale on Monday
MurraysMutts
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Just don't buy any cattle from Jay Lee....
kenny thomas
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I have been burned by the best
He might should watch out.
He might should watch out.
MurraysMutts
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Kind of a big story in wister I hear.
I think he's still in jail anyway.
That shot happens when ya sell other folks cattle without asking
On to the next one
I think he's still in jail anyway.
That shot happens when ya sell other folks cattle without asking
On to the next one
