Daily Chuckle

[D2Cat]

 

[MurraysMutts]

Just for the record:
A person born in '33 was 45 in '78....

That's great!!
Not many newer model folks would have a clue....

 

[D2Cat]

 

[Ouachita]

 

[greybeard]

Lazy stupid or both.

 

[Son of Butch]

or returning shopping cart to the corral next to his truck like a good citizen
everyone is so judgmental these days
but it is a funny picture

 

[Chevy]

Even the calves prefer the Ford over anything else; my tundra never got this much attention.
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Oh no better sell the truck and the cows. Cows have mad Ford disease when they get it no going back. They are brain washed just like Ford owners. ☺

 

[Chevy]

Oh no better sell the truck and the cows. Cows have mad Ford disease when they get it no going back. They are brain washed just like Ford owners. ☺

That was silly!! I don't really think that just so ya'll know. I was just messing.

 

[D2Cat]

Oh, this was yesterday!

 

[Mrcopier]

FUNNY!!

 

[Named'em Tamed'em]

Here yah go Shell

 

[MurraysMutts]

 

[D2Cat]

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel " pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land".

Nearly 85 years ago, Roosevelt said, " Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land".

Now O'Biden has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the promised land!

 

[MurraysMutts]

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel " pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land".

Nearly 85 years ago, Roosevelt said, " Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land".

Now O'Biden has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the promised land!

(Best R.D. Mercer impression)

Well it ain't funny.....
How would you like an azz whoopin!

 

[greybeard]

 

[Rafter S]

 

[D2Cat]

FREE KITTENS


A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of her home. Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS.


Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead car stepped a tall, grinning man.

"Hi there little girl, I'm President Biden. What do you have in the basket?" he asked.

"Kittens," little Suzy said.

"How old are they?" asked Biden.

Suzy replied, "They're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet."

"And what kind of kittens are they?"

"Democrats," answered Suzy with a smile.

Biden was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens.

Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that the president should return the next day; and in front of the assembled media, have the girl talk about her discerning kittens.

So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with her basket of "FREE KITTENS," when another motorcade pulled up, this time followed by vans from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN.

Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then Biden got out of his limo and walked over to little Suzy.

"Hello, again," he said, "I'd love it if you would tell all my friends out there what kind of kittens you're giving away."

"Yes sir," Suzy said. "They're Republicans."

Taken by surprise, the president stammered, "But... but... yesterday, you told me they were DEMOCRATS."

Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know. But today, they have their eyes open"

 

[MurraysMutts]

"My patience is wearing thin"

Someone should tell him the Taliban ain't vaxxed.....

 

[Ouachita]

The Gipper for breakfast

 

[TCRanch]