Daily Chuckle

[gcreekrch]

 

[Bob-s]

A trucker came into a Truck Stop Cafe' and placed his order. He said I want three flat tyres, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.' The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, 'This guy out there just ordered three flat tyres, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards..... What does he think this place is an car parts shop?'

'No,' the cook said. 'Three flat tyres mean three pancakes; a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up; and a pair of running boards... are 2 slices of crisp bacon!

'Oh... OK!' said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.

The trucker asked, 'What are the beans for, Blondie?'

'She replied, 'I thought while you were waiting for the flat tyres, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!

 

[greybeard]

Hugh Hefner became a millionaire staying home in his pajamas.
So far, I'm not having the same results, after quitting my job in Mexico. It didn't peso well..

 

[Ouachita]

GROAN.....😏.

On that subject... I heard the tail end of something on the radio that there are several different "animals" used on groundhog day in different states... all, I caught was Conn had a duck? and NC used a squirrel and somewhere used an armadillo...????

I use my wife. If she sees her shadow, it’s usually game over. She always asked me if her shadow looks fat. There is not a correct answer. Best to zip it and go check the cows (if men are honest, having cattle to check has saved many a marriage)

 

[Ouachita]

I use my wife. If she sees her shadow, it’s usually game over. She always asked me if her shadow looks fat. There is not a correct answer. Best to zip it and go check the cows (if men are honest, having cattle to check has saved many a marriage)

Pro tip——— Don’t think for a minute you can put on your stupid face and tell her it’s “just the lighting”.

 

[CowboyRam]

I use my wife. If she sees her shadow, it’s usually game over. She always asked me if her shadow looks fat. There is not a correct answer. Best to zip it and go check the cows (if men are honest, having cattle to check has saved many a marriage)

That is when you put some Bit-O-honey in your mouth, it will be awhile before you can speak, by that time if you are lucky she will forget the question by the time you are done.

 

[Ouachita]

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That is when you put some Bit-O-honey in your mouth, it will be awhile before you can speak, by that time if you are lucky she will forget the question by the time you are done.

We’ll that brought back a memory. The last time I had a Bit-O-Honey, my granny gave it to me. I had a very loose tooth that I didn’t want gramps to yank out my head with his Leatherman.
Grammy was sneaky.

 

[Mountaintown Creek Ranch]

 

[Ouachita]

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Turn the table on them!

 

[coachg]

 

[Warren Allison]

 

[greybeard]

His movie line to someone at his door " Go peddle crazy somewhere else; we're full up here" is classic Nicholson

 

[Warren Allison]

 

[Warren Allison]

 

[Travlr]

 

[Named'em Tamed'em]

It's so cold I froze my ......

 

[Named'em Tamed'em]

🤣🤣🤣

 

[Mountaintown Creek Ranch]

 

[SBMF 2015]

 

[Warren Allison]