Daily Chuckle

[greybeard]

We used to tell this one but instead of a blonde it was a group of marines.

You are way behind the times. Nowadays we've (Marines) moved on to eating crayons.

 

[50/50Farms]

You are way behind the times. Nowadays we've (Marines) moved on to eating crayons.

I've heard that one too. I love to turn it around when other branches hack on us though, point out that for example the Air Force pest control guy is calling the Marine communications guy an idiot.

 

[50/50Farms]

Us meaning marine and army, should have clarified. The "dumb" branches.

 

[Pnw Farmer]

Us meaning marine and army, should have clarified. The "dumb" branches.

Regardless of your IQ's and enjoyment of wax delicacies we surely do appreciate your service to this nation. That thanks goes to all the veterans on here and beyond.

 

[50/50Farms]

Regardless of your IQ's and enjoyment of wax delicacies we surely do appreciate your service to this nation. That thanks goes to all the veterans on here and beyond.

I appreciate your support immensely, and despite my many failings of character and the fact that I know the government wasn't always right, it was my absolute pleasure to have done anything that might have even possibly helped this country.

 

[50/50Farms]

If you want my opinion, the hardest part is realizing that half of our countrymen have no desire to preserve that which men I helped lay down to peace and rest cared so much about.

Aw, hell, it's gonna be another one of those nights.

 

[SBMF 2015]

 

[Travlr]

 

[Lannie]

I was chased by a mad mama cow once. Once. I was a young and stupid teenager, cutting across some desert that I didn't realize was rangeland. I saw a calf. Oh, how cute. OMG, MAMA HAS BIG HORNS AND SHE'S COMIN' AT ME! I sprinted for the fence and dove headfirst through two strands of barbed wire, and somehow didn't open an artery. I was fine. Mama cow was fine. Calf was fine. Lesson learned.

 

[coachg]

I have a Brahma cow and a brangus cow along with my black angus. We call the Brahma momma high pockets aka hot pockets if she has a young calf . Brangus calved recently, she's pretty easygoing but ole hot pockets baby sits her calf when she's getting a drink or at the hay ring . Still haven't tagged that baby !

 

[Warren Allison]

 

[greybeard]

 

[Mountaintown Creek Ranch]

 

[Mountaintown Creek Ranch]

 

[Mountaintown Creek Ranch]

 

[Mountaintown Creek Ranch]

 

[greybeard]

Everyone gets all excited about the latest iPhone and newest media gadgets but no one has caught on to using that fabulous thing called a directional signal when they drive..

 

[TCRanch]

 

[Bob-s]

 

[Warren Allison]