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DADDYLONG LEGS

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A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he
reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just
stopped and stared at the ground.

He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

"They're mating," her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's a Daddy
Longlegs." Her father answered. "So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the
little girl asked. "No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy
Longlegs."

The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them
flat.

"Well, that might be OK in California and Massachusetts, but we're not having
any of that crap in Texas!"
 
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