No need LA, things are fine here.I can assure you she'll be safe here,and we'll have a fine visit. I have returned this Giant Amazonian Beast back to it's rightful owner, CattlemanFromOuterSpace.Of course, she made a pitstop at MikeC's place for refueling. Seems this has been just another attempted ploy by the evil Dr. Flaboy+, to discredit my taste for women. Had I decided to keep this one, I would have needed a ladder,to of partook in any romantic relationship.la4angus":jwvuct91 said:Crowder when I go to visit you, I gonna leave the wife at home.
I ain't worried about my wife being safe there. I just weanted to partake of the Amazonian without the wife looking on.Crowderfarms":3ihmigf0 said:No need LA, things are fine here.I can assure you she'll be safe here,and we'll have a fine visit.la4angus":3ihmigf0 said:Crowder when I go to visit you, I gonna leave the wife at home.
Dangit Mike. That's what I wanted to do. .. Among other things. But I can't dance. Maybe she'll teach me.MikeC":32yg7rkn said:There has GOT to be a catch somwhere................why would she want me to "Slow Dance" naked with her? Why......the top of my head only comes to her waist?
Mike, She may have an alien attraction to you. I swear I never danced with her.The mere sight of that size 46 shoe scared me to death.Fact of the matter is that's Flaboy with her.She did send me a message that you were the only guy that knew about that special Tatoo she has.MikeC":184611xf said:Crowder!!! When she stopped by here for a pitstop, all she wanted to do was "Slow Dance" while naked. What kind of tricks were you teaching that girl (ahem, Amazon)?
There has GOT to be a catch somwhere................why would she want me to "Slow Dance" naked with her? Why......the top of my head only comes to her waist?
She told me you danced with her for hours on end!
la4angus":4ta4lrcv said:Dangit Mike. That's what I wanted to do. .. Among other things. But I can't dance. Maybe she'll teach me.MikeC":4ta4lrcv said:There has GOT to be a catch somwhere................why would she want me to "Slow Dance" naked with her? Why......the top of my head only comes to her waist?
LA4 In that case we might oughta let her come back. But my wife gets kind of jealous, and I might have to blame it all on you to save my butt. I've got a heck of a video camera, and some good digital stuff. What will we title it?la4angus":d3pkkajd said:I ain't worried about my wife being safe there. I just weanted to partake of the Amazonian without the wife looking on.Crowderfarms":d3pkkajd said:No need LA, things are fine here.I can assure you she'll be safe here,and we'll have a fine visit.la4angus":d3pkkajd said:Crowder when I go to visit you, I gonna leave the wife at home.
That's why I gonna leave my wife home. Then you wanna take pics and videos and blackmail me. What would my girlfriends say.Crowderfarms":1upbs87h said:LA4 In that case we might oughta let her come back. But my wife gets kind of jealous, and I might have to blame it all on you to save my butt. I've got a heck of a video camera, and some good digital stuff. What will we title it?la4angus":1upbs87h said:I ain't worried about my wife being safe there. I just weanted to partake of the Amazonian without the wife looking on.Crowderfarms":1upbs87h said:No need LA, things are fine here.I can assure you she'll be safe here,and we'll have a fine visit.la4angus":1upbs87h said:Crowder when I go to visit you, I gonna leave the wife at home.
I only know 3 that wont care!! :shock: :shock:la4angus":3qu4nyi9 said:That's why I gonna leave my wife home. Then you wanna take pics and videos and blackmail me. What would my girlfriends say.Crowderfarms":3qu4nyi9 said:LA4 In that case we might oughta let her come back. But my wife gets kind of jealous, and I might have to blame it all on you to save my butt. I've got a heck of a video camera, and some good digital stuff. What will we title it?la4angus":3qu4nyi9 said:I ain't worried about my wife being safe there. I just weanted to partake of the Amazonian without the wife looking on.Crowderfarms":3qu4nyi9 said:No need LA, things are fine here.I can assure you she'll be safe here,and we'll have a fine visit.la4angus":3qu4nyi9 said:Crowder when I go to visit you, I gonna leave the wife at home.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:Crowderfarms":15rhyjpn said:I only know 3 that wont care!! :shock: :shock:la4angus":15rhyjpn said:That's why I gonna leave my wife home. Then you wanna take pics and videos and blackmail me. What would my girlfriends say.Crowderfarms":15rhyjpn said:LA4 In that case we might oughta let her come back. But my wife gets kind of jealous, and I might have to blame it all on you to save my butt. I've got a heck of a video camera, and some good digital stuff. What will we title it?la4angus":15rhyjpn said:I ain't worried about my wife being safe there. I just weanted to partake of the Amazonian without the wife looking on.Crowderfarms":15rhyjpn said:No need LA, things are fine here.I can assure you she'll be safe here,and we'll have a fine visit.la4angus":15rhyjpn said:Crowder when I go to visit you, I gonna leave the wife at home.
Crowderfarms":p9vbqkv5 said:Fact of the matter is that's Flaboy with her.She did send me a message that you were the only guy that knew about that special Tatoo she has.
flaboy+":1o30zcxe said:Well Crowder, we all want to know who you pawned this one off on. Boy talking about who would wear the pants in the family! Be hard to argue with this one. :lol:
'Yall Keep messin' with me and I'm going to post a picture of my REAL Wife.Flaboy? Is it true that there's a vehicle at your place right now with Alabama plates? The one with the "Oversized Load" banner on it... It's Mike C's. You should be a shamed making a deal with MikeC and dumping her on him.flaboy+":qomw9ggf said:Crowderfarms":qomw9ggf said:Fact of the matter is that's Flaboy with her.She did send me a message that you were the only guy that knew about that special Tatoo she has.
Crowder you got it all wrong. I was telling her she had to put the hay in the hay loft then she needed to go put some round bales on the trailer for me.
Crowderfarms":gz81zaso said:'Yall Keep messin' with me and I'm going to post a picture of my REAL Wife.Flaboy? Is it true that there's a vehicle at your place right now with Alabama plates? The one with the "Oversized Load" banner on it... It's Mike C's. You should be a shamed making a deal with MikeC and dumping her on him.