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An old Tennessee man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results.

The doctor says, "Crowder, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally?
Are you at peace with God?"

Crowder replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, POOF! the light goes on. When I'm done, POOF! the light goes off."

"WOW, That's incredible" the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls Crowder's wife and he says, "Crowder is doing fine! But I had to call you as I am in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and POOF! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done POOF! the light
goes off? "

"Oh my God!" exclaims Mrs Crowder, "He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"
 
At least he should wonder how his "Beer Pitcher" stays full all the time? :lol:
 
One of the guys at work got drunk one night and took a leak in his closet. He's now single, imagine that.

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