Jogeephus":up2fexkw said:
I guess that settles that. While we have our hooks in the water maybe its the approriate time to ask if ya'll have any good lookin wimmen's that might need courting. If you do, just let me know what ya got. I'd love to see some pictures if you have some. Specially you folks in Alleebammer or the Tennessee hill country.
This is my sister.
She's looking for a husband and a daddy for her and 8 kids.
As you can see she's a low maintenance gal, she milks the cow, can plow a field with a mule and being a stout made gal , she slops the hogs and doesn't get knocked down so she doesn't smell bad after her saturday bath.
You being my friend I feel like I need to tell she can have a nasty temper when she runs out snuff, so as long as you can keep her in copenhagen you'll be safe.
I'd like to get a couple cows and half dozen pigs and a few chickens in trade but let me know what you can offer in trade.