Coyotes

WORANCH Wrote
We shoot dogs every time we see one in our pastures , just like we do coyotes.

We have about reached that point. Those dogs got lucky the last 2 times...the other neighbor's Pyrenees chased them off, thereby sparing their lives one more day.

Katherine
 
get one of those predator calls from cabelas and a nice 22.250 or .223 and have some fun while you fight the battle between good and evil
 
treytex":2p4ccisp said:
This worked for me. Tie a white rooster out and wait. Coyote snares are inhumane and god will make cruel people pay on final judgement day.

I'm not sure if what we used is what you call a snare. We used a leg trap. It probably hurt a fair amount.

They were all alive when delivered to a good home where they get plenty of exercise until they die.......
 
An even better way is to put a rooster in a stout cage and drive by on occassion when feeding or something. A rooster getting killed by a yote takes about less time than any other method. A coyote hanging from a hook might not die for an hour with alot of miserable suffering. They are only acting on their natural instincts.
 
treytex":1sv17i2o said:
An even better way is to put a rooster in a stout cage and drive by on occassion when feeding or something. A rooster getting killed by a yote takes about less time than any other method. A coyote hanging from a hook might not die for an hour with alot of miserable suffering. They are only acting on their natural instincts.

PETA would love you......
 
Try to contact a local trapper or predator hunter they would be more than happy to "control" your coyote problem as well as possible. If they are like most hunters they will be very courteous.
 
Now Craig.....shame on you! :o I am shocked at you lack of coyote dining knowledge!
You cannot use a red rooster.....white only, It has to compliment the wine, not overshadow it.because thats just the way it is.
White is to show the purity of the sacrifice to the yotes. They need that boost in their obviously low self esteem, after all they are hated by all but the Peta folks.

And when you put that white rooster out to sacrifice to the coyotes, it has to face east. On tuesdays and thursdays only.On mondays and fridays it has to face west. The other days it must be facing south. Except when the moon will be full that nite, then you can face it anyway you want. And don't forget plenty of water and grain, so that the bird can feel good about himself just prior to being torn apart by the nashing teeth.

If it is possible, spend some time teaching it some yoga relaxation tantras and maybe even use some soothing accupunture before you stake it out. It will then go to the big hen house in the sky contented. If you can get it to accept the muslim faith before it goes, it may also get 71 or so virgin hens in paradise too.

But before you do it, you have to sprinkle the poor sacrificial rooster with shake and bake and suger, cus a coyote always prefers a sweet chicken dinner. Maybe also offer some dumplings too.

Don't forget a nice red ribbon and a bow around the neck, so that the yotes feels better about themselves before they eat it, and knows it's a gift just for them. :)

Don't forget to leave a comment card in plain sight so that they can offer comments or critisizms as needed.

The table cloth should offer a nice contrast to the white feathers, perhaps a nice red, or burgandy solid colour? One must remember matching clothnapkins as well.Brass rings may be too flashy though. 8)

Gees, there is so much prep work for luring in a coyote, I am not sure I am up for it. Maybe we need to hire a caterer for the affair? ;-)
 
Medic24":12ia80ge said:
Now Craig.....shame on you! :o I am shocked at you lack of coyote dining knowledge!
You cannot use a red rooster.....white only, It has to compliment the wine, not overshadow it.because thats just the way it is.
White is to show the purity of the sacrifice to the yotes. They need that boost in their obviously low self esteem, after all they are hated by all but the Peta folks.

And when you put that white rooster out to sacrifice to the coyotes, it has to face east. On tuesdays and thursdays only.On mondays and fridays it has to face west. The other days it must be facing south. Except when the moon will be full that nite, then you can face it anyway you want. And don't forget plenty of water and grain, so that the bird can feel good about himself just prior to being torn apart by the nashing teeth.

If it is possible, spend some time teaching it some yoga relaxation tantras and maybe even use some soothing accupunture before you stake it out. It will then go to the big hen house in the sky contented. If you can get it to accept the muslim faith before it goes, it may also get 71 or so virgin hens in paradise too.

But before you do it, you have to sprinkle the poor sacrificial rooster with shake and bake and suger, cus a coyote always prefers a sweet chicken dinner. Maybe also offer some dumplings too.

Don't forget a nice red ribbon and a bow around the neck, so that the yotes feels better about themselves before they eat it, and knows it's a gift just for them. :)

Don't forget to leave a comment card in plain sight so that they can offer comments or critisizms as needed.

The table cloth should offer a nice contrast to the white feathers, perhaps a nice red, or burgandy solid colour? One must remember matching clothnapkins as well.Brass rings may be too flashy though. 8)

Gees, there is so much prep work for luring in a coyote, I am not sure I am up for it. Maybe we need to hire a caterer for the affair? ;-)

Well this kinda of coyote trappin leaves me out cause I ain't good at all this formal dinner stuff. Secondly I dont have any white chickens just road Island Reds. I have no idea what goes with red chicken.
 
Well I did have a few leggerns in the flock but once they got wind of this thread they started rolling in the mud and hanging around the shop looking for grease or paint or anything else. Some of them have even taken to quacking and gobbling.

Craig-TX
 
Should have asked that last coyote about his preference in wine before I made him blink one last time, but I suppose a nice dry white wine with a red chicken would do nicely? :cboy: But, you will have to change the table arrangements to match the change in the colour scheme :cboy:
 
So that's how Martha Stewart is going to revitalize her empire. Where can one get a subscription to the upcoming magazine from OmnivoreLiving?

Craig-TX
 
Been following this thread--gotta put my 2 cents in. I've hunted coyotes with hounds for about 30 years now. I've trapped a few coyote, but was never consistent. I live and hunt within sight of Wolf Island, Ontario, CAnada. Hunt US only, but kill canadian yotes, I'm sure. In December of last year, hounds pushed 7 coyotes to me at once (most I've ever seen together) and after I shot , all 7 left as healthy as ever--bad day for me. Our little hunting group killed 23 coyotes this winter. Heaviest probably 45 lbs and the smallest probably 20 give or take. Killed two blacks. Other men in Northern NY area have killed with hounds, probably about 250 + or - coyotes. The Adirondack Mtns and St. Lawrence River bottoms are full of coyotes. They have affected the deer numbers--they have to eat something! Almost never hear of cattle or livestock being killed. And, this winter we discovered that coyotes will eat another dead coyote. Never knew that before. Coyotes are a great challenge to hunt--they will go miles when a couple hounds are on their arse. And, they're smart. They provide a lot of fun in the dead of winter when it's too dam cold to do anything else. Today, the temp is 0, with 15mph winds, but the snow is crusted real hard and would shred hounds feet if hunted. I have angus brood cows, and keep them near or in barn when calving just to be safe. Of course, this time of year cows are calving in pens because the calf would freeze outside the minute he hit the ice.
 
Old Man":8kv6u483 said:
I've hunted coyotes with hounds for about 30 years now... Coyotes are a great challenge to hunt--they will go miles when a couple hounds are on their arse. And, they're smart. They provide a lot of fun in the dead of winter when it's too dam cold to do anything else.

That does sound incredibly fun.

Craig-TX
 
Old Man, I was wanting to get a bluetick hound or a greyhound for hunting coyotes. I know greyhounds use sight and will stay right behind a coyote till it gets tired then they latch on to the throat. I was wondering if a Bluetick would be able to catch one or be trained to run coyotes?

Oh yeah,
Do you people believe in Karma? I think of karma like if you do an evil deed your chances of something bad happening to you because of it increase? Coyotes are mammals just like us. They should be killed efficiently and not tortured.
 
treytex":285qkjqb said:
Old Man, I was wanting to get a bluetick hound or a greyhound for hunting coyotes. I know greyhounds use sight and will stay right behind a coyote till it gets tired then they latch on to the throat. I was wondering if a Bluetick would be able to catch one or be trained to run coyotes?

Oh yeah,
Do you people believe in Karma? I think of karma like if you do an evil deed your chances of something bad happening to you because of it increase? Coyotes are mammals just like us. They should be killed efficiently and not tortured.

You got a nut or two loose, lets see be mauled by a greyhound, shot at a chicken and wine dinner. Do you have cattle? Do you know what happens to cattle that go to the sale barn? I have ran coyotes for years you had bettter leave that sissy Bluetick at the house get a good Walker or Plott . Secondly this sport is for someone tougher than a cobb, following dogs all over the country and you are going to loose some dogs. I think you and karma better stay at the house.
 
I have owned three coon dogs. I have spent many nights by myself in the woods. The last one died to a rattlesnake. I have worked on a ranch for the last five years. With all that **** your talkin you kind of sound like some of those drugstore cowboys walkin around the city. I bet you drive a pickup truck with cowboy up sticker in the back window.
 
treytex":3vfcs7nx said:
I have owned three coon dogs. I have spent many nights by myself in the woods. The last one died to a rattlesnake. I have worked on a ranch for the last five years. With all that be nice your talkin you kind of sound like some of those drugstore cowboys walkin around the city. I bet you drive a pickup truck with cowboy up sticker in the back window.

Thats hilarous long way from a coon dog to a coyote dog. Wow three coon dogs I'm impressed I guess rattlesnakes aren't to bad in the City Park. Son I live so far back in the woods I have to go towards town to go huntin nothing out the front door for forty miles little futher out the back.
Now when the men get ready to go huntin you saddle up your stick horse be sure to wear your pink cowboy hat and chaps so when you get lost we can find you .
 
Now fellas....play nice ok? TRUCE! can't we all just get along?

As for turture, I cannot think of anything worse then a coyote attached to the end of a calf's nose and another under it's throat working it around and around to get it down, apparently the scene that occured her in my barn paddock.
 
We have our share of 'yotes too.But so far they have behaved.One neighbor on other side of county lost 4 calves in one pasture.As a veteran trapper/farmer I believe many calf/goat loses blamed on 'yotes are really feral and or neighbor's dogs.Won't dispute anyone one,just my opinion.They'll probobly clean out my calving pen tonite.Poetic justice.NC has very strict trapping laws.I 'd geta permit and lay steel in every safe place I could find.Might even trade you assistance for some of that great trout fishing.Good luck.
 
baseballfan27":3o1dv9hs said:
Spot a coyote, pick up your gun, aim, and fires. Grab a shovel, dig a hole out in the woods, dig the dirt back then shut up about it. Don't go around bragging about your prize killing of coyotes at your favorite bars or cafes. Sorry to sound harsh, but I hate to see good ranchers go to jail for defending his livestock!

The 3-S rule applies to dogs with collars on thems. Personally I only makes it thru the first S anyway. Whens it comes to coyotes, you don't bury them. You hangs them on a fence. It's called bragging rights.

Craig-TX
 

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