COWBOY WHISPERER & CROWDER

[Nowland Farms]

While riding one day, a Cowboy met CROWDER riding along with a dog and sheep and he began a conversation.

Cowboy: "Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"

CROWDER: "Dog doesn't talk."

Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doin' alright."

CROWDER: (Look of shock)

Cowboy: "Is CROWDER your owner?" (Pointing at CROWDER)

Dog: "Yep."

Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play.

CROWDER: (Look of disbelief)

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

CROWDER: "Horse doesn't talk."

Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Good"

CROWDER: (Extreme look of shock)

Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing at CROWDER)

Horse: "Yep. Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushers me down after and keeps me in a shed to protect me."

CROWDER: (Complete look of utter amazement)

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

CROWDER: "Sheeps a liar."

 

[VanC]

:lol: :lol: OUCH!!

 

[Miss Daisy]

late night sneaky sneaky with a sheep, eh?!? :lol:

 

[jaydill]

:shock: :lol:

 

[Texas Ranch Man]

Say "its not so"

 

[aplusmnt]

While riding one day, a Cowboy met CROWDER riding along with a dog and sheep and he began a conversation.

Cowboy: "Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"

CROWDER: "Dog doesn't talk."

Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doin' alright."

CROWDER: (Look of shock)

Cowboy: "Is CROWDER your owner?" (Pointing at CROWDER)

Dog: "Yep."

Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play.

CROWDER: (Look of disbelief)

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

CROWDER: "Horse doesn't talk."

Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Good"

CROWDER: (Extreme look of shock)

Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing at CROWDER)

Horse: "Yep. Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushers me down after and keeps me in a shed to protect me."

CROWDER: (Complete look of utter amazement)

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

CROWDER: "Sheeps a liar."

Roflmao baaaAAAAAA

 

[Crowderfarms]

Hey, Dont knock them Sheep til you've owned one. It's cheaper to Sheep er'.

 

[RebelCritter]

That was funny!!! :lol:

 

[warpaint]

That was pretty good, Nowland.

Bet it strained both your brain cells comin up with it! :lol:

 

[Nowland Farms]

Nahhhhhhhh,

I've got a few left .

Bahhhhhh, Bahhhhhhh, Bahhhhhhh.

 

[IluvABbeef]

Nice 'un!!!
:clap: :clap: :clap: :lol: :lol: :clap: :clap: :clap:

 

[chrisy]

those poor deaf sheep, sure know a thing or two!!!!!!!!!!!!