Cowboy & Indian

[3waycross]

Cowboy and Indian

Cowboy: 'That your dog?'
Indian: 'Yep.'

Cowboy: 'Mind if I speak to him?'
Indian: 'Dog no talk.'

Cowboy: 'Hey dog, how's it going?'
Dog: 'Doin' all right.'
Indian: (Look of shock!)

Cowboy: 'Is this Indian your owner?' (Pointing at the
Indian..)
Dog: 'Yep.'

Cowboy: 'How's he treating you?'
Dog: 'Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great
food and takes me to the lake once a week to play.'
Indian: (Look of total disbelief)

Cowboy: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'
Indian: 'Horse no talk.'

Cowboy: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'
Horse: 'Cool.'
Indian: (Extreme look of shock!)

Cowboy: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing to the Indian...)
Horse: 'Yep.'

Cowboy: 'How's he treating you?
Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me,
brushes me down often and keeps me in a lean-to to protect
me from the weather.'
Indian: (Look of total amazement)

Cowboy: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'
Indian: "Sheep Lie."

 

[Isomade]

:lol:

 

[slick4591]

:lol:

 

[TexasBred]

By the way 3way...did you ever find a sucker to buy that "lieing heifer" you were trying to get rid of?? :lol2: :mrgreen: :lol2:

 

[3waycross]

By the way 3way...did you ever find a sucker to buy that "lieing heifer" you were trying to get rid of?? :lol2: :mrgreen: :lol2:

yep and she brought a premium

 

[3waycross]

By the way 3way...did you ever find a sucker to buy that "lieing heifer" you were trying to get rid of?? :lol2: :mrgreen: :lol2:

BTW I will return your milkstool now that I don't need it anymore.

 

[hillsdown]

TOO MUCH INFORMATION !!!!!!!!!!! :bang:

:lol:

 

[3waycross]

TOO MUCH INFORMATION !!!!!!!!!!! :bang:

:lol:

TB used to have a dairy. I borrowed a stool to milk a cow that I don't have anymore...........Where's your mind HD? Wow! am i ever embarassed

 

[hillsdown]

TOO MUCH INFORMATION !!!!!!!!!!! :bang:

:lol:

TB used to have a dairy. I borrowed a stool to milk a cow that I don't have anymore...........Where's your mind HD? Wow! am i ever embarassed

My mind is in the gutter ??? TB is the one that brought up your lying heifer .. :cowboy:

Also last I heard was TB used to have a milking parlor dairy not stanchion .. :hide:

 

[Isomade]

By the way 3way...did you ever find a sucker to buy that "lieing heifer" you were trying to get rid of?? :lol2: :mrgreen: :lol2:

BTW I will return your milkstool now that I don't need it anymore.

:lol: :lol:

 

[3waycross]

TOO MUCH INFORMATION !!!!!!!!!!! :bang:

:lol:

TB used to have a dairy. I borrowed a stool to milk a cow that I don't have anymore...........Where's your mind HD? Wow! am i ever embarassed

My mind is in the gutter ??? TB is the one that brought up your lying heifer .. :cowboy:

Also last I heard was TB used to have a milking parlor dairy not stanchion .. :hide:

HAHA dontcha know out west we always used a stump not a stool.....at least that's what I hear!

 

[TexasBred]

I think I'll just shut the he77 up...Isom you go get him. He's too much for me. :lol:

 

[cattlecait]

Oh lordy :lol:

 

[chrisy]

good one.... I heard it as a Welsh farmer and a City Vet.

 

[cow pollinater]

I heard it as a Welsh farmer and a City Vet.

Which one of them was the lier?

 

[chrisy]

I heard it as a Welsh farmer and a City Vet.

Which one of them was the lier?

the Welsh farmer of course. :lol: :hide: